“When you’re a grown up, all there is to do is talk and work, drink coffee, eat spicy food and watch kids. Booooring!”
“Do you know how to relax?” – she asked me this one day.
“Look, a plump! A plump up in the sky!!” – referring to a blimp (but I like plump better, don’t you?)
“Some farts are bumpy.”
“I wish I was twenteen so I could live by myself and do what I want. It’s also my best number”.
“Nice boobs” – says she as she walks by me.
“Can you tie my booby traps on?” – referring to her shell bikini top that came with her hula costume.
“I wish for a baby mermaid with a rainbow tail that swims in our bathtub that’s short, not humongous, so I can watch her better.”