Claudine: “I don’t want to grow up. But I have to. I just don’t want to live by myself. I’m afraid. I want to stay here with everybody.”
Mia: “Don’t worry about yesterday cause yesterday already happened.”
Claudine (bends over as if walking with a cane): “This is like an old lady walking across the street, not standing up straight. Old ladies have dots all over their faces. Because old ladies are like that.”
Claudine: “You’re not old enough to be an old lady. You’re just a mommy cause you don’t bend over.”
Mia: “I need a day off from Claudine.”
Claudine: “I wish it could be summer again. Cause I don’t want to walk with all my cold stuff anymore.”
Claudine (when asked why she is so cute): “Because I have a fat head.”
Mia: “I want to be the first girl president of the United States. Because then I would make everyone have fun. It would be FunDay all the time. I would require it.”
Claudine: “I like all the warm places like Hawaii, except for the interrupting.” (she means erupting, as in volcanoes).
Claudine: “Our house smells like butter with cheese mixed up in the ceiling.”
Mia: “Can I have my backpack back? I want to look like I’m walking all by myself. So don’t talk to me.”
Claudine: “I have an imaginary friend. Her name is Phony.”
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