Claudine: “An inside out fart doesn’t make any noise, but it smells. It smells the same as a not inside out fart which sounds like ppppffffffftt.”

Claudine: “I wish there were marshmallows all over the world. So that if we fall, we could just bounce bounce bounce.”

Mark: “We’re having burgers, fries and salad.”
Mia: “Yum. An American dinner.”
 
Mia: “My feet are very walkative right now.”

Claudine: “Are you going to sell us when you move?”
Me: “what do you mean, sell us”?
Claudine: “Sell us. Sell the kids. That’s why kids don’t live with their moms and dads when they grow up. I think you probably sell us.”

Claudine: “Are girls fashionable?”
 
Claudine: “Everyday you do something, even when you die. Because even that day you’re doing something. You’re dying.”
 
Mia: “I’m joining the foil straightening club. I’m really good at it.”

 
Claudine: “If you’re glow in the dark you don’t make any shadows.”

 
Claudine: “I feel like a grandma. Everything hurts.”

 
More random quotes here.