What is it about vegetables and gourds that compel grown adults to make bathroom jokes whenever they spot odd or elongated specimens? And I find myself rolling my eyes at the girls whenever they start giggling every time they say or hear the word “butt” or “bottom” (Despicable Me didn’t help in this regard). I wonder when they’ll outgrow the bathroom jokes, but apparently, judging from remarks I overheard standing near the gourd bin freaking out at how weird some of these look, a lot of people never really grow out of it.
“I like bottoms. They are funny and chubby.” Giggle giggle.